If Jack Bauer really is infected with a deadly virus that will leave him dead inside of 2 days, then maybe he’ll finally…
- …donate his mint condition VHS edition of Young Guns II to the Smithsonian Institution’s American History collection.
- …give Tony Almeida that 20 bucks he borrowed on the day that the Chinese diplomatic delegation kidnapped him and shipped him off to prison.
- …call his mother (Oops, word is she bought it at CTU Medical years ago. My mistake).
- …abandon the “Fingers that I’ve cut off the hands of international terrorist suspects” cataloging project.
- …catch up on all the American Idol he missed.
- …quit changing his clothes every 2 hours.
- …download the ringtone he’s always wanted but was too embarrassed to have the President hear.
- …have that Snickers bar he bought from the candy machine at work 8 years ago, but never had a chance to eat.
- …go 24 hours without killing someone.
- …take a sick day.
GIARC said,
April 1, 2009 at 10:12 am
Awesome.