Jack Bauer Catch Phrases I May or May Not Have Used With My Children


  1. We’re running out of time!
  2. I’m sorry, but right now you don’t have a choice.
  3. If I was going to kill you, you’d be dead already.
  4. Don’t move! Don’t you MOVE!!!
  5. This is the longest day of my life.

For more on 24‘s Jack Bauer, check the “About Me” on his Friendster profile (when you get there, scroll down for the best view).



  1. Sybil said,

    March 10, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    Copy that.

  2. scheirmad said,

    March 11, 2009 at 8:28 am

    You probably already know this, but I left off Jack Bauer’s most common catch phrases; trying to keep this thing rated G, you know?

    -Scheir M.

  3. Andie said,

    March 11, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    Hee hee, now they’re numbered for easy reference, and I can just keep repeating “#5, #5” in my martyr complex voice!

  4. scheirmad said,

    March 12, 2009 at 8:50 am

    Not for nothing, here’s another one for the stay-at-home, work-at-home moms out there, brought to you by 24 go to guy, Tony Almeida:

    Henry Powell: Who are you guys? Police? FBI?
    Tony Almeida: Actually, I’m currently unemployed.

    -Scheir M.

  5. hcmv007 said,

    March 12, 2009 at 10:29 pm

    The only reason you are still conscious right now is because I do not feel like carrying you!

  6. scheirmad said,

    March 13, 2009 at 9:41 am

    A man released some kind of nerve agent into the room; it immobilized me. He came through the ceiling and trashed my bedrooom like this. I tell you, I’m not lying. I watched him do it.

    Oh, wait a minute…that’s one the kids have tried on me. Curse you, Jack Bauer!!

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