Heavy Metal Band Names Inspired by Colicky Babies

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  1. Zombie Mommie
  2. Twysted Baby Syster
  3. Maximum Disturbia
  4. Underwörld Öffspring
  5. Daddy’s Little Two-Headed Scream Factory
  6. Exorcist on Speed-Dial
  7. Mother’s Gouged-Out Eyes
  8. Emergency Sedation
  9. Nursery in the Hotel Hell
  10. Earplugz

For more Metal Fun & Games, check out Doogie Horner’s Heavy Metal Band Name flow chart–long live the double umlaut!! Plus, here’s one of my all time favorite Fresh Air interviews with Judas Priest frontman Rob Halford—totally worth a listen, no matter what your musical sensibilities.

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2 Comments

  1. Lorraine said,

    March 23, 2009 at 8:22 am

    There’s a rock band over here called “Wolf Mother” – that pretty much describes me during the first 6 months or so of child number 3’s life! He was not only a colicky baby – he slept in 15 minute catnaps! If we got a total of 4-6 hours in 24 we thought we were lucky. His dad and I took turns walking the floor at night – so that old classic “Strangers in the Night” applied to us! (He turned out great in the end.)

  2. scheirmad said,

    March 23, 2009 at 8:54 am

    My colicky one was number one, so I like to give myself a gold medal for bravery for taking the risk of having a second one. It’s been all downhill from there (in the good, coasting kind of way)–my once colicky kid (now age 11) now sits and reads quietly for hours at a time!! It was a humbling experience for me, though, having a constantly crying baby and not being able to do anything about it. Wolf Mother was I, but getting cut down a few notches in the pride department was probably better for everybody!


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