April Showers, Guaranteed

200236712-001They say that April showers bring May flowers, but what exactly brings the April showers? I think I know.

Around our neck of the woods, it’s guaranteed to rain if the kids have…

  1. left the skateboards outside.
  2. spent all day making chalk drawings on the street.
  3. incorporated our Peruvian alpaca hair blanket into their outdoor fort.

On the other hand, it’s guaranteed never to rain if the kids have…

  1. shaken up root beer bottles and sprayed them all over the driveway.
  2. made chalk graffiti along the entire length of our 25-foot long front porch.
  3. managed (miraculously) to come up with every piece of equipment and clothing required for today’s soccer game.

If only climate change was so easy to manipulate.

 

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