Comment codes you don’t want to see on your child’s report card

bad grade

01 Lack of organization

05 Missing/Late homework

10 Exhibits schizophrenic tendencies

11 Regularly fabricates voodoo dolls of lunch lady in art class

13 Aggressively ambushes teachers behind slide on playground

14 Sets fire to classmates without remorse

17 Draws biker gang insignia with finger on misted bus windows

22 Interrupts circle time with anti-government sloganry

28 Sharpens pencils with Buck Alpha CrossLock PBS hunting knife

30 Conference is requested


  1. Lorraine said,

    November 10, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    Thank you, thank you, thank you! I am in the midst of our “end of year” reports and I really needed a laugh. (I relate to some of these – if only they’d let me use them!)
    We are having our 1st ever recorded official heat wave for November! This week it’s 36 Celsius and rising – yesterday was 38 and today is forecast for 41! So we stay inside all day and that means no breaks other than time when we (teachers) cover each other so we get to bathroom and collect lunch from staffroom. By Friday both children and teachers will be climbing the walls!
    So give Wesley a hug from me and keep up the comforting posts!

  2. Cheryl said,

    November 10, 2009 at 11:19 pm

    Wow! You’re welcome!!!

    And another wow on the wall-climbing weather! Hot kids in stuffy rooms = comment code 10 if not all the rest! Good luck keepin’ ’em in line!

  3. Lorraine said,

    November 11, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    And that’s just the teacher!!

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