I spent much of the day yesterday with my nose in a medical dictionary, so when I received this from my Dad, it made me laugh out loud. Dad has graciously given me permission to post it (although I didn’t take out the brand name like he asked–sorry, Dad), and, yes, it is original. Enjoy!
Label: SWAN 70% Isopropyl Rubbing Alcohol
RUBEFACIENT, TOPICAL ANTIMICROBIAL
WARNING: FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY.
Will produce serious gastric disturbances if taken internally.
Doctor: “What is wrong with you?”
Patient: “Something has produced serious gastric disturbances.”
Doctor: “Have you been using SWAN 70% Isopropyl Rubbing Alcohol internally?!”