Heavy Metal Band Names Inspired by Colicky Babies


  1. Zombie Mommie
  2. Twysted Baby Syster
  3. Maximum Disturbia
  4. Underwörld Öffspring
  5. Daddy’s Little Two-Headed Scream Factory
  6. Exorcist on Speed-Dial
  7. Mother’s Gouged-Out Eyes
  8. Emergency Sedation
  9. Nursery in the Hotel Hell
  10. Earplugz

For more Metal Fun & Games, check out Doogie Horner’s Heavy Metal Band Name flow chart–long live the double umlaut!! Plus, here’s one of my all time favorite Fresh Air interviews with Judas Priest frontman Rob Halford—totally worth a listen, no matter what your musical sensibilities.